Baby Names

Now don't anyone get excited. These aren't MY baby names. They're Sarah's! Again, don't anyone get excited, I don't want to start a nasty rumor. She's not pregnant. However, I have come up with a fantastic list of names for her future children. Now you have permission to get excited!

Boy names
1. Fleming
2. Earl
3. Wilfred
4. Hugh
5. Abelard

Girl names
1. Poppy (This name is set in stone to be bestowed upon her firstborn daughter. The rest of the list is for subsequent daughters)
2. Phyllis
3. Barbara
4. Dorothy
5. Piper

And there you have it! Ten wonderfully named children. You're welcome, Sarah! What are friends for?

{SIDE NOTE} So I was looking at baby names that celebrities have chosen, and boy you wouldn't want to be a celebrity's child! Some of the worst ones are:
Moon Unit
Peaches Honeyblossom
Fifi-Trixiebelle
Pilot Inspektor
Banjo
Diva Muffin
Find some normal names, you freaks!! These kids will be filing for independence as soon as possible so they can shed these horrible horrible names!!